Play with my food? I'm having a debate with the bastard!

Cracked.com is a sexy sexy procrastinating beast. If it were a real tangible thing, and actually a sexy beast, not only would I be looking for a way to meet it, but looking for a state where beastiality is not only legal, but encouraged.....like Hamilton, or the US version, Arkansas.

Now that we've got the picture of me making sweet sweet love to some sort of exotic animal (emphasis on exotic, I live in NZ so can sleep with all manner of farm animals, I want a change of pace for MY mental images thanks) Cracked had me thinking yesterday. One of the recent articles I've read was fantasy worlds people would like to live in and why it would suck.....well, I think that's what it was called?!

So, the premise is, a fantasy world, like the marvel universe, which people think would be cool to live in, but then they point out that it would be bad to live in said universe, because there are only 3,000 heroes and 6 billion people at least in the world, which means you only have a 1:60,000 chance of having super powers and would instead, more likely be a normal pleb whose car just got thrown at the army tank by a rampaging hulk, and you have to call the wife that you're going to be late home.


Superman? more like Super Dick-fuck-your-insurance-premiums-in-the-face-man

 So, one of the worlds they brought up was Disney's world of singing and dancing. Where the good guy always wins and the bad guy gets what he's deserved (which to me sounded like the bad part because there is little chance I'm one of the good guys.) Anyways, the bad point they pulled up was that in a world where everything is alive and sings and talks, when it comes to dinner time, it makes it that much harder to eat something that an hour ago was singing along with you to the latest tune from Elton John, (which I believe involves a hidden penis......and not just in the movie if you know what I mean! If you don't I mean that Elton John is going to ass rape you for fun. Hide that penis sparkly man!)

So I started thinking about this. The implications of eating Lucy Lamb who only a couple of hours ago was dancing and singing, admittedly, I didn't care, lamb is lamb dude, and cooked just right with some mint sauce....anyways, green peace type groups might have a problem with my eating of a sentient life form. Then again, going vegan wouldn't help as many inanimate objects in the disney world suddenly spring to life and sing in perfect harmony. So, I thought, what if we get these singing and dancing animals and objects to sleep with their own siblings. This would cause the increase of retarded children. mutant type animals and objects that wouldn't dance and sing. It would be that fine line of sentient life in my opinion.

I would eat this mofo with Horse radish, or maybe some sort of thousand island sauce!

Then I started thinking, well, in many movies, whole groups of animals and objects don't talk or sing, but act like normal animals, take birds for instance, none of THEM sang to Belle. So there must be whole pockets of the world that animals wouldn't sing or dance. Would the same peace groups boycott the eating of said non-talking livestock? Would the talking ones start their own group to boycott?

Then I started thinking about the non-talkers were in fact just actors and actresses, minor non talking parts, which brought me to a whole new way of looking at the world as one like ours, but where everything was alive.....I kind of freaked a little, I think my TV was looking at me funny....

anyways, MK out.