...ask her, she likes it in her eye.

I've been thinking lately about starting a blog. I'm sure there's better opening lines then that but quite frankly, if you think you could do better, fuck you, in fact, fuck you with a 10ft pole sideways and that's bonus fucking geek points for me for the geek reference right there! Which of course allows me to increase one of my stats, I'd normally choose charisma, but I'm awesome looking, so much so, girls pay me to cum on their faces, just ask your mum.

I'd be lying if I said I had even been working on this for a while now, in fact, I'm so fucking awesome, I've been working on this blog for a couple of days now, I'm surprised I don't shit pure awesome so other people can collect it up and use it as currency. Small African tribes talk about me and just how awesome I am. Talk is maybe too strong a word, small African tribes click about me, which is ten times better than being tweeted about?

So, as you've probably already guessed, this isn't going to be one of those blogs which you can safely show to your kids, unless your kids are used to these sorts of profanity, in which case I assume you live in south auckland and are viewing this on a computer you've either stolen or are in the act of stealing. Now there's a strange thought, some manky looking kid,  his clothes hanging off his ass in preparation for his initiation as a prison bitch later in life, reading this blog (well, except for the big words which he'll need help for) while he steals a computer. Yep, I'm already hip. So, I'm not going to hold back, I'm opinionated, self obsessed with my own importance, with a high assessment of myself. That's right, I'm awesome and the only way you can get this awesome is by a direct infusion from myself, so if you want some of this cool, make like your mother and open your mouth. You don't want to know what your dad did for me.

Now, what's going to happen is I'm going to post about topics at the time that they interest me. Warhammer, tabletop role playing games, board games, my own opinions and even just my own insights, which quite frankly should be your insights. It's going to be fairly chaotic what comes out as I do different things. I can't just only paint and play warhammer, I think that's psychotic. I play and paint all different things and as such I'll be talking on different subjects. I'd ask the audience or at least my readers what sort of topics they want me to cover, but I'll be honest, I don't expect readers, I don't require to have an audience, one day I may, but until then I'll write what I like when I like. I won't have a schedule, like I said, when I like.

So, where to from here? In what ever fucking direction I want to.

Say hi to your mum from me.

MK